This sounds like the most absolutely absurd post right?! But, really, I did have a fly in my ear! MY EAR! So, here is how it happened...
I'm laying in bed and am already well into dreamland when all of a sudden I hear the annoying gnat sound of buzzing wings in my ear... I thought, at first, that it was targeting me and flying above, so I swatted at it and the sound went away. Then, I start to feel a vibrating sensation inside of my ear, and the buzzing sound from earlier gets louder and louder until it is like a 12 speaker surround sound front and center on my ear drum.
So, now I am freaking out. I'm thinking about how this fly is going to find somwhere cozy to nest in my ear canal, or sinus cavity or worse BRAIN! Lay eggs, hatch them, and then that would lead to baby flies - an eternal buzzing/vibrating torture - more eggs, more flies, etc. etc. THEN, Brain Infection, which would KILL me!
I'm laying in bed and am already well into dreamland when all of a sudden I hear the annoying gnat sound of buzzing wings in my ear... I thought, at first, that it was targeting me and flying above, so I swatted at it and the sound went away. Then, I start to feel a vibrating sensation inside of my ear, and the buzzing sound from earlier gets louder and louder until it is like a 12 speaker surround sound front and center on my ear drum.
So, now I am freaking out. I'm thinking about how this fly is going to find somwhere cozy to nest in my ear canal, or sinus cavity or worse BRAIN! Lay eggs, hatch them, and then that would lead to baby flies - an eternal buzzing/vibrating torture - more eggs, more flies, etc. etc. THEN, Brain Infection, which would KILL me!
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